EAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING | Tasty Planet #1

EAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING | Tasty Planet #1


Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom nom. Nom. Nom nom! Nom. Nom! Nom Nom. Nom. Nom! Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier and welcome to Tasty Planet, Back For Seconds. Now, this game is actually the first phone game that I have recorded on this channel. I’ve played iPad games, but I guess they’re technically the same thing. But this one, is really really cool because it’s… Well, a lot of people would probably relate it to the idea of Agar.io… But, in all honesty, it’s less to do with that and more to do with Katamari Damacy. Damacy? I don’t even know how to say it properly. And what’s even weirder is the setup I have to record this, because I got it, I got my iPhone mirrored to my giant, uh, computer monitor. And then I’m just dancing around with my finger, touching the phone, which is even more bizarre, but I’m just trying to get by, so everyone bear with me. So, these two scientists made what is called, “Grey Goo” and if you don’t know about Grey Goo it’s a theoretical idea where a scientist made a nanomachine that was capable of rebuilding itself, and actually duplicating itself, using things that are into the environment. And this is, bad, because once these things are autonomous enough they would eventually consume everything on the planet while also rebuilding themselves to the point where they get so big that they actually start consuming people, then buildings, then whole continents and eventually the entire planet would be reconstituted into even more grey goo. And that, my friends, is a very bad- oh, sorry rat! I like it how I change colors into the thing that I last absorbed into my body. Come back here! Oh, you escaped this time. But don’t feel so lucky next time! I, it, it’s actually awkward because the controls are me sliding my finger across this thing whereas also, I could tilt my finger around there. But I’m not gonna do that to myself. Because I’m not a masochist. Despite what all the evidence on the internet points to, I don’t like to punish myself all that much. Oh, that poor rat! It’s just a squeak and it’s gone! And that’s what’s gonna happen to you if you let the gray goo become a reality! But hopefully that doesn’t happen. Hopefully, a lot of the doomsday scenarios don’t happen because they are very sad, and very scary! Can I be done yet? Rat? Done? Little more? How about this? There we go! Attaboy! Okay. So, eventually, throughout this game, it also kinda relates to a game that I played a long time ago called, like Little Fishy or something like that? Oh, by the way, those are the scientists that were too stupid to make this thing. Be careful around larger entities – some of them will hurt you if they touch you. Now this is more in relation to where it comes to Little Fishy, because Little Fishy actually was a game where you were a tiny itty-bitty fish in the ocean of a bunch of bigger fish, but those little bastards didn’t know what’s coming for them, because you actually ended up growing much more intensely than they planned. Ah! Okay. So I’m assuming it doesn’t kill me off the bat, it probably just drops my size down a little bit. Good kitty, good kitty! I don’t know why these cats are going for all the different rats that are around here. Yay! I can absorb that! I can absorb THAT! I can absorb the rat! I can absorb that…? Not that yet. But you’re next, bitch! See, I’m steadily, steadily, steadily making more and more progress, and then the cats that thwarted me will now be my “bish”. Ah! Not yet. Ow. Man, what kinda lab is this where there’s just rats escaping all over the place anyway? Doesn’t seem like very sanitary conditions. I mean, all things considered, especially the scientist that accidentally fed me. Oh, it’s your time! I’m sorry. That actually kinda feels bad, but oh well. Survival of the fittest, baby! I gotta getcha down into my gullet no matter what Because I must survive I guess I could play it up here Yep! Sorry kitty! OH GOD that’s so sad Oh my god! 50 rats?! THREE CATS?! Oh god! Just wait ’til he gets even worse and worse ‘Cause it’s gonna get bad… It’s gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better And it’s never gonna get better! “That time machine sure looks tasty. If you get big enough maybe you’ll be able to eat it…” OH! That’s good! Wait, why am I small again? What the hell happened? I thought I was gonna be bigger… Well this is a bunch of bullshit Where did this go wrong, huh? It may have been spurned by the success of Agar.io, and now, Slither.io Which I am gonna play more of I will play more Slither.io, I have not forgotten that Since I’m actually good at that And it doesn’t relate to the douchiness of others around you- WOAH! HELLO! Okie dokie then! Hey scientists! What? Are you going to try to stop me? I’m your uncontrollable creation You can’t do anything to stop me. I am fully autonomous And with plenty of bloodlust in my soul You guys are gonna die dead Oh, this is so cool though. But you can see what I mean when I say that it’s related to Katamari Damacy *Dah-mah-see.* Kat- Katamar- WHATEVER. You know what it’s called! Don’t judge me I don’t know what to call things I don’t know how to word right Ah, god. I wish my finger wasn’t so sticky (¬‿¬) I’d be able to slide it around a little better Don’t take that out of context. (Too late) WOAH! I’ve escaped! You better run! *goofball laughter* YEAH! Now we’re getting into the thick of it. Now things are going wrong And it was their fault for leaving so many pieces of lab equipment Strewn about on the floor like this It’s just irresponsible! YUM YUM! Thank you Sorry kitty! You gotta go! Oh, these guys’ poor pets that are just walking around They’re so helpless! They don’t even know! YESSSS MORRRE And eventually I’ll get that time machine, right there Oh, but this is so cool I always love, if you guys ever saw, like the scale of our universe It’s like this little program online It’s this little website that lets you see like zooming in all the way to the smallest known particle And the smallest theorized particle All the way down, and down, and down, and down To, or, up, and up, and up, and up To the largest object in the universe Or the entirety of the universe, I forget what it actually is But you can see through stars and planets and cells Like, individual strands of DNA, all the way down to subatomic particles And fundamental particles Fundament- FUNdamental particles YES! I got a time machine! Uh oh. “It ate my time machine!” POOF! “Where’d he go?” “The chronoton particles in my time machine must have caused a local temporal distortion.” “The goo traveled back in time!” Oh. Why am I small again?! This is bullshit. Oh well, but I guess I must carry on. Oh! OHH! I’m gonna go through time again And then come back to the future and then destroy everything Even though If I was absorbing everything throughout all of the entirety of time Pause the game by- okay. Good to know. But I didn’t need to know that because I’m too good for this Wow. Rocks. I guess my diet sure has changed from cats and rats… to rocks But in the past, what are you gonna do? What else can you do? MMMM. Indeed. I’m gonna get you spiders in just a little bit, just bear with me I’ve got a lot of growing to do, emotionally and physically Oh, hello! Jeez. You doofy lookin’ ant. Oh, are those not spiders? I thought they were spiders… Obviously ants. What am I, a stupid? Probably. There ya go! The big ants, now in my gullet. And I’m going to continue on my rampage whether you like it or not. Goodbye! Goodbye! Also, if you hear any gross crunching sound, that’s because Chica’s in the room and she’s Currently chewing on a bone. So, ignore that! And definitely focus on the gross crunching that is happening as I’m eating all these ants In an ecoterrorist disaster that’s going to cause a rip in the fabric of time And that’s a snail. Goddamn. So yeah. It’s basically just gross all around. Just everything eating everything else. Which is kinda like- WOOOAAAAH. Okay. Larvae. Yum. I’m gonna bear grills this up. Rocks, more rocks, love rocks, so happy This is so interesting, because I always love seeing things from different perspectives Like, that’s what made Spore like, potentially interesting Back when, you know, it was first- Before it was actually released and everyone knew what was actually coming out of the game and it just became A dick monster simula- Hello buddy. How you doin? I’m gonna get you eventually But, before it became a simulator of making the most horrifying dick monster that you possibly could It actually was interesting because It seemed like it was gonna actually open up a ton of avenues to exploring Like the possibility of how these creatures survived And, like, more intricate ways that they go about life And stuff like that. And more, more like, more A grander understanding of things on that scale From the very smallest cell to a large and complex organism And it fell short, admittedly, it did fall short of a lot of its goals but, you know That idea was still there, and, hopefully it could have pertained. But this, in reality to everything else, is just mindless eating, and I’m totally on board with that Because it’s super fun- OHHH THE GRUB *Mark noises* Man, I can’t get that image out of my head when Bear Grylls, like, ate a, ate a HUUUGE larvae And it just kinda, kinda exploded. And it was really disgusting. But it kinda just exploded everywhere Also, by the way, I’m not good at this. AHH. Shrew! It’s an old shrew. You know the music is oddly cheerful for me being such a horrible thing That’s eventually going to destroy all civilization and everything that could ever hope to be… Hello turtle! I like you. But, everything that could hope to be in the future, because this is, obviously, If the butterfly effect is real, then this is having the worst effect Because I’m about to eat me up some butterflies And it’s not gonna be good for the world But, oh well! At least, coming close, anyway Oh, come on, how much more do I need? Come on! Give to me! There we go. Yup! Butterfly Effect confirmed and everything is going to be horrible YAYYY Destruction. Oh, sorry. It’s so sad! They just wanna live and I come by They didn’t even THINK that anything was gonna happen OHH, the shrew. Oh god! *chuckle* Stop me before I kill again! I take a lot of time on this because I’m not exactly good And I’m also trying to talk at the same time, and I can’t see ‘Cause my big fat finger is sliding all around the screen and causing me to block up everything But that is, whatever the hell this was called. I totally forgot. What was it called? Was it called… Tasty Planet! That’s what it was called So that is Tasty Planet, thank you everybody so much for watching This game is really fun, the only unfortunate thing is that it does cost money But I think that there’s actually an ad supported version on the store as well So you can play it for yourself, I obviously I can’t provide a link but Thank you everybody so much for watching and Hey, if you want to see this game again let me know in the comments below Thanks again and, as always, I will see you in the next video. Buh bye! (Cue Crazy la paint) Jeez, Oh god. BUHJEZHSHDHAS. DAAAH (Screeching) OH GOD! NO! OH FUCK ME! OH GOD NO! OH MY KINGDOM HAS CRUMBLED Oh. Ohyeay. Hey robo Hitler, How you doin? So you only have ten seconds to beat him aswe- woah. (Pause in fear) OHHH NOO!! Markiplier rules and he should really dance to this song. How did you get this secret message. Hardcore.

100 thoughts on “EAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING | Tasty Planet #1

  1. I just watched jack to get rid of stomach pain, then my phone died and i barfed
    Now im here
    You and jack are the bestβ™‘

  2. please make a full series of this and make it to the end!!! i want to see the full playthrough by my favorite youtuber, markiplier! please ;-;

  3. I honestly love this game and greatly recommend playing it. πŸ˜€ I don't like eating all the animals, but otherwise, it's kinda adorable and I really like watching as the goo basically clears out the whole game area, makes things disappear and change colours. πŸ˜€

  4. Another really scary idea is that we will never be able to know how to make a black hole, to prevent a mistake in the future, without killing everything by making one.

  5. Hears mark say chica is in the room munching on a bone) me: rest in peace mark chica is gonna kill you

  6. Here's a paradox.. if you create a new species in the present,and send it to the past, then it would still exist in the present. That would mean you would never create it because it already exists meaning it would not exist, wich means you would create it again.

  7. People don't give Markiplier enough credit but he is really quite intelligent and you can see his love and fascination with science. I think it's really cool how he expresses that passion in this video. ^_^

  8. One of the cats he ate was called Simon… that is my brother’s cat’s name who is also an orange tabby cat.

  9. I think if you like games like this you should try the game Fish Frenzy if you can find it.

    I remember playing it on the Xbox 360 when I was a kid.

  10. there is another game just like tasty planet, made by the same people, with a goldfish. i played it for so long, it was the best

  11. Grey goo can be related to strange matter. Its matter that's so strong so awesome that every bit of matter wants to become it. It's very deadly since would become it.

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