Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1

Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1


When’s the last time you
were at a grocery store? Thanksgiving 2016. You know you have to bring your
own bags because of recycling. So, I have– I have our own bags. OK? OK. When’s the last time you
were in a grocery store? Years. Years. Years. Years. Melons. Melons. Here. Hold one. Well, you– [INAUDIBLE]. Hold one. Hold it, hold it. Come on, come on. And hold the other one. Yeah? Hold on, let me get a picture. [LAUGHTER] Hold on. There we– now we got to– there we go. I like fresh peaches, too. Let’s get some of those. OK. Too hard. Too hard. Softer, softer, softer, softer. Softer. Softer, softer. Oprah’s touched all
the peaches, everybody. Whoever wants a peach,
Oprah’s touched them. OK here we go. All right. What are you doing with those? [LAUGHTER] Cauliflower. A little hard. What is the right size, though? If I were to get– Uh, that’s too big. OK. And that’s too small. All right. All right. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, I have one of these. I use this for hosing things. You have a nice garden. I dd. I have a nice garden. I don’t think we’re
supposed to do that. Well, why not? That’s why it’s there. Hello? I need a dandruff
shampoo for Oprah. If someone can tell me where the
dandruff shampoo for Oprah is? And the odor eaters. What else did you want? Odor eaters, dandruff
shampoo, and ointment. What is the ointment for? OK. Thank you. All right. Hello. Are these Brussels sprouts? Yes. Oh, we need some of these. [SCREAMS] Look what you have! Oh, look it here! You have all this. We almost passed it. Oh, look at this. Oprah? What is this doing in your bag? Why do you have this here? Oh my gosh. Here. Take that. You might– you have two kids. You might need that. I like the cauliflower
mashed potatoes. All right. Take those. Those are ones. Good. Let’s get a tomato soup. All right. Let’s get that. Tomato soup. It’s good. Wait. Wait. Where’s our cart? I thought you got a cart. Here. Put it in [INAUDIBLE]. Oh my god. Oprah. OK. Here we go. Here we go. All right. Garlic mashed potatoes. Is it– did you just
say, oh that’s good? It’s so good! Oh my god. That’s so good. You like it? Yes! Oh good. Anyone want to
sample Ellen Water? Have some potatoes
and some water. Oh, that’s good. Here we go. What’s your name? Stephanie. Are you going to
go home and cook? Is what I was [INAUDIBLE]. Today is taco Tuesday. What if we come home
and help you cook? Yes! All right. What if we do that? We have to check out. We’re going to pay
for yours as well. OK. We’re going to pay for your– I mean, when I say
we, I mean Oprah. Is it OK if Oprah
pays in bars of gold? She pays in bars
of gold usually. I don’t think I
have a key for that. No, all right. Well then– OK, you don’t have– I have coupons. So, here. See what that’s going to cover. I’ve been collecting. All right? I don’t think this
is going to do it. [SCREAMS] Stop doing that? Scary. Let me have some of that money. All right. Let’s see. Hi, you need some money? Let’s pay for that. Ellen, bring my money back. Oh, you need money? I need money. All right, here’s $3. That’s all I have. Look who it is. Yeah. OK. Bring it back. Do I look like myself? And I? I want Ellen’s Vuitton. OK. Whoa, sister. Well, it’s a new magazine. I’m just– Whoa, sister. I’m trying it out. When did this come out? Well, I’m just trying it out. OK. I’ll take that too. How much do you think
this is going to cost us? OK. [YELLS] OK, I’m hip to you now. Are we riding with you? Yeah, I’m driving. All right, Oprah can
be in the middle. Oprah, come on this– I’ll be in the middle. Come on this side. All right. I can’t believe I’m in the
car with Ellen and Oprah! Oprah, oh my gosh. Don’t you worry about anything. Listen. I’m hooked up. Don’t you worry about a thing. [CHEERING]

100 thoughts on “Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1

  1. What for chaos is that.
    Someone muss teach Ellen and Oprah how we Buy Things in a Grocery Store normally.
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  2. What for chaos is that.
    Someone muss teach Ellen and Oprah how we Buy Things in a Grocery Store normally.
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  3. Wow, what a difference to see Ellen with Michelle Obama and then with Oprah. Michelle seems so annoyed by Ellen and Oprah laughs at everything! Lol Loved it!

  4. They disabil the comments for the videos with The first last Mitchell Obama

  5. At 3:55 did anyone notice that the mom covered the little girls eyes so that she didnโ€™t see the Ellen magazine

  6. Oprah: I don think this will do it PuLlS oUt HuNdReD dOlLaR bIlLs…
    Me: that will pay for everyone dude haha ๐Ÿ˜‚

  7. I think ellen was funny with the bags but not with the alcohol given to the mother, it wasnt funny just like when she insisted to to sign on a baby no one asked for that autograph

  8. In all ellen shopping vids she acts like a kid with to much sugar lol ๐•๐• ๐•ง๐•– ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ ๐•–๐•๐•๐•–๐•Ÿ

  9. Ellen holding the cucumbers ๐Ÿฅ’
    Lol ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  10. Me when I see them just putting the fruits in the cart instead of putting them in the bags….

    OCD kicks in

  11. I LOVE YOU ELLEN! I would give anything to just hang out with ELLEN for a day. I bet sheโ€™s so much Fun. I totally Despise Oprah… Sheโ€™s a racist BiH!

  12. Steven Crowder taking his big dog out in public and freaking out pc zombies is funnier. Like night and day funnier.

  13. You never know where the day will take you. One minute you're shopping for tacos, the next you're on tv making dinner with billionaire talk show hosts.

  14. from the video with ellen and michelle…
    Michelle: Iโ€™m getting tired.
    Me: Probably from that boxed wine๐Ÿ˜‚

    Ellen: Iโ€™m gonna sign the baby
    Also Ellen: Sings a lullaby with a megaphone

  15. That lowkey rude when she started giving Oprah a money away.. like ik it's for comedy but she started agreeing to pay for other people's food. Idc how rich oprah its Oprah choice to do what she wants with her money and nobody else

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  17. Ellen could I have your LV luggage, I'm talking my husband on a cruise ship on January 23 2020 for his birthday.

  18. At least Ellen is honest, she hasn't been in a grocery store in years. Our food supply is toxic. You won't realize this till you're elderly and the chemicals used in product has built-up in you're body affecting your health.

  19. I was mad at Oprah about her interview with Michael Jackson's accusers of molestation…after seeing this, I'm slowly starting to forgive her…a tiny bit.

  20. is it okay if oprah pays in bars of gold? she only pays in bars of gold."

    and here i am paying with crinkled bills and quarter rolls made wit post its.

  21. I legit couldn't breath for the entire vid!!!!!!I'm not joking!!!!!๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

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