Hello! Welcome to Passive Aggressive Tutorials. I’m Deva Dalporto. Today I’m going to show you how to clear a bowl or a plate from a table, after you’re done eating. This task seems particularly difficult for young children and adults who are total slobs. So most people know that a plate needs to be cleared after a meal. But there seems to be some confusion as to when! Is it a week after the meal has ended? A month? A year? No! It’s right after the meal has ended! If your butt is lifting up from the chair and you’re walking away, you need to take your plate with you! Now I will walk you through how to do it. Step 1: Engage both hands Step 2: Gently place your hands on either side of the bowl or plate And lift! Step 3: Engage your thighs and lift your lazy butt out of the seat Step 4: Make your way to the sink Here’s a map incase you’re worried you’ll get lost As you approach the sink, Gently place the bowl or plate inside Don’t throw it in, like some kind of animal. Like this! You’ll likely notice that there are already dishes in the sink. And if you’re a selfish… #$*&@!$%*@#& You”ll likely just leave them there But that’s okay! We have a Passive Aggressive Tutorial for that too! Tune in next time to our advanced course; How to Load a Dishwasher Bye bye and don’t forget to subscribe for more Passive Aggressive Tutorials!