Laverne Cox Dishes on Having Beyonce and Kim Kardashian West as Bosses

Laverne Cox Dishes on Having Beyonce and Kim Kardashian West as Bosses

Well, hello, Laverne. How are you? I’m lovely. How are you? I’m lovely as well. It’s good to see you. Can I just shout out to this lovely lady who was dancing before the show in the red, in the flowers? You were giving me so much life. That was amazing. Yes, you. Amazing. Sorry, […]

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Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Play an Unforgettable Round of ‘Taste Buds’

Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard Play an Unforgettable Round of ‘Taste Buds’

The two of you are going to be blindfolded, and when I say go, one of you will bend over to taste the food on the plate in front of you. Then you’ll describe what you’re eating to the other person. You know how to work a blindfold, don’t you? All right. You cannot use […]

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Whole Foods Debuts Its Slimmer, More Affordable Cousin

Whole Foods Debuts Its Slimmer, More Affordable Cousin

– I assume all of you have heard of Whole Foods? (audience) Yes! Yes? Big building, small parking lot? [audience laughter] People were complaining that Whole Foods is too expensive, so they announced they’re going to open a new store, that’s more affordable, and I got an early version of one of the commercials. [guitar […]

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Whole Foods Is Bananas

Whole Foods Is Bananas

So here’s what I wanna talk about today. There is a big controversy at Whole Foods because they started doing something crazy. They started selling pre-peeled oranges.>>No.>>Did you know about this? Someone’s shaking their head, you’ve known. Okay, that’s bananas.>>[LAUGH] >>Okay let me break this down for you. Someone decided it was too much work […]

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Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1

Ellen & Oprah Take Over a Grocery Store Part 1

When’s the last time you were at a grocery store? Thanksgiving 2016. You know you have to bring your own bags because of recycling. So, I have– I have our own bags. OK? OK. When’s the last time you were in a grocery store? Years. Years. Years. Years. Melons. Melons. Here. Hold one. Well, you– […]

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